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On the Count of Three (2021)

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On the Count of Three

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  • Val: Homicide's a real fucked up gift.
  • Kevin: Guns give insecure men the illusion of power.
  • Val: You can't listen to music that exactly describes the emotional thing you're going through. You know how cheesy that is? I don't listen to Alanis Morissette when I'm going through a breakup, and I'm not listening to Papa fucking Roach on the day I'm gonna kill myself.
  • Kevin: Read your constitution! It's my right to bear this arm, for some reason...
  • Val: I have those thoughts. I think about it all the time and it brings me comfort. It brings me relief. Not waking up tomorrow is the most beautiful thought I've had in a long time.
  • Val: Homicide's a real fucked up gift.
  • Kevin: I think I need... Val, I need one more day. Alright? Just one last day.
  • Val: You just tried to kill yourself three days ago, you had three last days!
  • Kevin: Dude, I was cooped up in an institution all weekend, alright? I was just playing checkers with a schizophrenic about 40 minutes ago.
  • Val: I'm sorry I didn't know I had to send a "save the date" for a fucking double suicide.
  • Val: But then...
  • Kevin: Oh!
  • Val: When I got to her place...
  • Kevin: Right. She's fucking another dude?
  • Val: Nigga, it's not fucking Family Feud. Stop guessing.
  • Kevin: You've been in like a little bit of a slump lately, but suicide is not the answer to that. I promise you.
  • Val: You just tried to kill yourself three days ago, don't tell me suicide is not the answer.
  • Val: Kevin, thanks for hitting my dad over the head with a tire iron earlier.
  • Val: Hey, nigga, you even got a plan, or we supposed to just go in and start shooting?
  • Kevin: I don't know. It's not like I've done this before. Just got to vibe it out.
  • Val: Vibe it out? It's a fucking murder, dude. It's not a fucking weekend at Coachella.

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