Emily Deschanel credited as playing...
Temperance Brennan
- [Bones has dressed as Wonder Woman for a Halloween party]
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: What are you supposed to be?
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: [dressed in a tweed suit and horn-rimmed glasses] I'm a nerd squint.
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Bones, listen. You stay here. Anyone comes through that door, you shoot their heads off. EXCEPT ME!
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: My gun is too big for me.
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Could've told you that a hundred times. Here, take mine.
- [they exchange weapons]
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Guard Megan.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: [the team, all dressed for Halloween, is trying to narrow down the location of the latest victim in time to save her] Megan Shaw is still alive.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: What do you want me to do?
- Dr. Zack Addy: [Referring to Booth] He wants us to guess.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: Well, my guess is Hawaii.
- Dr. Camille Saroyan: Not Hawaii.
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, guess again. But better.
- Dr. Jack Hodgins: No. I'm sorry.
- Angela Montenegro: Booth. They... don't guess.
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, who's they?
- Dr. Camille Saroyan, Angela Montenegro: [Pointing to Bones, Hodgins and Zack] Them.
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: Well, that's just stupid.
- Dr. Zack Addy: [Emphatically] We do *not* guess.
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: You know what? You're a horse's ass.
- Dr. Zack Addy: Cow. I'm a cow. See my udder?
- FBI Special Agent Seeley Booth: [Explaining how he came to know who the murderer is] Lola beats up the girls. Leaves 'em bleeding. Who shows up to help? Access to drugs.
- Dr. Temperance Brennan: The EMT. Smart. You should wear a lab coat at all times.