Lady Gaga credited as playing...
Patrizia Reggiani
- Paolo Gucci: Can you keep a secret? Cross your heart and hope to die.
- Patrizia Reggiani: [as she makes the sign of the cross] Father, son and House of Gucci.
- Patrizia Reggiani: I had no idea I married a monster.
- Maurizio Gucci: You didn't. You married a Gucci.
- Maurizio Gucci: As far as fakes go, they're pretty good. I'd buy them.
- Patrizia Reggiani: Don't be such a cretin!
- Maurizio Gucci: Don't call me a cretin, sweetie.
- Patrizia Reggiani: That's not what I said. I asked you not to be one.
- Patrizia Reggiani: It's time to take out the trash. Aldo and Paolo, they're poison. They're an embarrassment to this company and everybody knows it. They have to go. And you need to get your fucking business organised.
- Maurizio Gucci: Patricia... they are my family.
- Patrizia Reggiani: So am I.
- [first lines]
- Patrizia Reggiani: It was a name that sounded so sweet, so seductive. Synonymous with wealth... style... power. You passed one of their windows and peeked inside, hoping you'd earn enough money someday to afford the second-cheapest item. Surprise! You won't. But the last name was a curse too. It belonged to a Tuscan family. They didn't fight over land or crown.
- Paolo Gucci: Don't even look at me, you lying *sack* of potatoes!
- Maurizio Gucci: Paolo.
- Paolo Gucci: Shut your fucking mouth!
- Maurizio Gucci: Paolo!
- Patrizia Reggiani: We are outside the church. You shut your fucking mouth.
- Paolo Gucci: You shut your mouth!
- Patrizia Reggiani: I'm gonna go see him tomorrow.
- Pina Auriemma: Maybe, you should wait until we come back from the Caymans. And then, we can - we can do a nice evil eye on him, hmm ?
- Patrizia Reggiani: Another spell? We've run out of spells. We need something stronger.
- Pina Auriemma: Maybe, I can still do something that will work, But for that, you have to be positive.
- Patrizia Reggiani: [rubs both Pina's cheeks and hers with mud] I am being very fucking positive.
- Maurizio Gucci: When you make me sneak around my own family. When you set father and son against each other and me against Paolo. When you second-guess a person like Domenico De Sole - the only person my father trusted. These things have an effect on the environment I operate in. On me! Actions have consequences.
- Patrizia Reggiani: I did that for you. I was being constructive. I'm not gonna apologize for that. No thanks.
- Maurizio Gucci: My uncle is in prison and my cousin thinks I'm scum. And you think that's constructive?
- Maurizio Gucci: Do you study here?
- Patrizia Reggiani: I'm - considering it. The problem is I hate reading. I get bored.
- Maurizio Gucci: Oh.
- Patrizia Reggiani: What are those about?
- Maurizio Gucci: Well, these are very exciting books about the legislative process.
- Maurizio Gucci: I have to go.
- Patrizia Reggiani: It's only midnight, Cinderella. The night is young.
- Maurizio Gucci: I turn into a frog at midnight. It's nice to meet you, Patrizia.
- Patrizia Reggiani: It's a pumpkin. Not a frog.
- Patrizia Reggiani: Picasso?
- Rodolfo Gucci: No. no, no. no. It's Klimt.
- Patrizia Reggiani: How silly of me.
- Rodolfo Gucci: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It's an easy mistake. I've made worse myself.
- Patrizia Reggiani: Must be worth a fortune.
- Rodolfo Gucci: Yes. But you know, to me, art, like beauty, has no price.
- Maurizio Gucci: Patrizia, how come I've never seen you before?
- Patrizia Reggiani: You weren't looking hard enough.
- Maurizio Gucci: I would have noticed that Bianca was friends with Elizabeth Taylor.
- Patrizia Reggiani: I can assure you - I'm way more fun.
- Pina Auriemma: Always have something red on you for protection. And wear more green. Green is for cleansing.
- Patrizia Reggiani: Green doesn't go with my lipstick.
- Pina Auriemma: Change your lipstick. You're already so beautiful. Or wear green underwear.
- Patrizia Reggiani: Don't pin Gucci's problems on me, okay? I'm just here mopping up your fucking mess.
- Patrizia Reggiani: I didn't know I was sitting with a movie star. Can I get an autograph?
- Rodolfo Gucci: Oh, no, no, no. The only good thing that came from my career was meeting Maurizio's mother. Now she, she was a star. I remember at her funeral, during - a moment of silent remembrance, Maurizio noticed the priest lighting candles - and he began to sing "Happy Birthday." He turned, maybe the saddest moment of my life, into something - how do you say - something sweet. That's my son. That is my dear boy.
- Maurizio Gucci: Gucci is like that cake. Once you think there's enough to go around, then you'll have a taste, and then you'll want more - and then you'll want the whole thing for yourself.
- Patrizia Reggiani: Well, what about you? You just gonna sit around and watch them eat everything?
- Maurizio Gucci: Me? I am Gucci by name. I don't have their - Tuscan character. It was diluted by my mother's German blood.
- Aldo Gucci: [on the phone] We are celebrating my birthday this weekend at my villa. And I think it would be a perfect opportunity for you to come and meet the family. What do you think?
- Patrizia Reggiani: Your birthday, I would love that. How many candles is it?
- Aldo Gucci: 70. They say it's the new 69.
- Maurizio Gucci: What game are you playing?
- Patrizia Reggiani: I'm looking out for our best interests. Is that a game?
- Patrizia Reggiani: You and Maurizio together - that would be amazing. That's a new chapter for Gucci.
- Paolo Gucci: No, no, no, no, no. No. My father, he would never allow it. He's got my little peaches in a very tight grip.