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  • mattbois23 March 2014
    1/10
    Barf!
    This film is so bad it literally makes me want to barf in my own damn mouth.

    I can't begin to say how much I hate this movie and hate myself for actually sitting there and watching the entire thing, from start to finish. What was I thinking and why do I hate my own brain so much that I would expose it to this movie all the way through? Ninety minutes of this crap.

    I should have at least turned it off at some point so stop the pain but I didn't and for that I apologize to myself. This movie is absolute garbage!!!

    There is nothing good about this movie. It's like a few friends told each other they were funny then wrote a script on the back of a paper plate and borrowed a friend's camera and shot the whole thing in one afternoon.

    Barf!
  • carava119 October 2009
    one of the worst movies i've ever seen. probably mildly funny if you're 10 years old.... and completely stoned. Not much else to say about this, its actually on right now, and i'm so bored that I decided to go online, check what rating this 'movie' actually had, write this review (because past reviews and ratings seem to be completely skewed... how could anyone rate this a 10??!??!!). anyways.... i need to fill in 10 lines or else it wont be posted. Poor writing, horrible storyline (not that much was expected, but a few laughs at least...)

    This review is meant to keep anyone from wasting 80 minutes of their life... thank me later. Contrary to the other 40 people who rated this movie (of which 39 are most likely cast members and family members), I have no idea how anyone could actually rate this higher than a 1.

    Save your time... go knit a hat or something instead
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Initially, seeing directors/writers/actors Tim Doiron and April Mullen at the 2009 FaneXpo in Toronto dressed and acting silly as their filmic personas from Rock, Paper, Scissors: The Way of the Tosser, I was not getting my hopes up for the screening to occur two days later. The aesthetic, both in their actions and characters as well as the marketing materials on display, had a very Napoleon Dynamite-like bent to them, a film I am not a big fan of. These two were just so enthusiastic, though, signing everything, talking to anyone who came up, and posing for tons of photos. The sheer dedication to their work and genuine exuberance at spending eight hours a day for three days definitely warranted a view, no matter how much I may have hated it upon completion. I'll just say that the old saying "don't judge a book by its cover" does still ring true. Tosser ended up being much more Christopher Guest-lite than any Napoleon/Pedro antics, and while indie-quirky like so much these days, definitely delivered on the laughs in its originality.

    The brainchild of these two graduated film students educated in Toronto, the film began as a way to get themselves out to the public the quickest way they could. While Tim stayed east and started to write, hoping to launch his own project and not rely on others, April made her way to LA and saw how cutthroat auditioning for roles against the Kirsten Dunsts of the world could be. So these two chums decided to work together and create their own piece—paid for by credit cards and filmed in just 7 days, ("7 days straight through, so more like 14," as April explained after the film). Looking for a topic that could be a character to itself, being that no name actors would be attached to the film, they decided that Rock, Paper, Scissors could have the mass recognition and appeal to work as a selling point. Writing around the character of Gary Brewer, (Doiron), and his spot in the RPS Championships, the story was born.

    Shot as though a documentary—complete with boom mic appearing every few minutes—on the days leading up to the big show, we as an audience learn the eccentricities of Gary Brewer and his girlfriend Holly Brewer (no relation … yet), as well as their live-in friend Trevor Morehouse, a gentleman they found on the streets in an army uniform that has amnesia, not mention a few screws loose too. According to Doiron, Zealand, New Brunswick is a very simple town where you can literally drive down a street counting mailboxes and see that 75% say Brewer, 20% Morehouse, and the other 5% a mixture of different surnames. There also exists an intriguing stretch called Hubcap Valley that is the town's claim to fame. Using this environment as a backdrop to the Brewer's history, Doiron and Mullen were able to keep the tale steeped in absurdity that was more so due to the fact so much was based in reality. Even interviews with the heads of the Rock, Paper, Scissors tournament are real, as is a book on the rules and etiquette of the sport. Who knew RPS could be played on a circuit professionally? This thing enters us into a world we may never have experienced otherwise.

    While the tale and fight of Gary to win the championship, prove rival Baxter Pound to be a chump, (a great sleazeball performance from Peter Pasyk), get his own trading card, and have the money and success to marry his love Holly, (Mullen), is fun and well-written, the true reason to watch is most definitely the characters. Doiron and Mullen are just having fun at all times. Writing on the fly, changing things, and just plain seeing what comes out of different takes; these two are a talented team with what will hopefully be a bright future ahead of them. Their comedy does deal with a lot of slapstick and physicality, but also with quick quips and great retorts. Facial expressions rule the day, adding some fantastic laughs just from reaction shots or faces in the background. When Gary's hand goes limp before the tournament, the funniest part of the scene was looking at Trevor, (Ryan Tilley steals the show in many instances), and his opened mouth of disbelief and true horror. With montages of the warm-ups and training, glimpses into their life like Karaoke night at the neighbor's, and idiosyncrasies like Gary's inability to toss paper after a horrific car crash and Holly's fear of scissors after being "snipped" at a match years before, there is never a lull in the action as each gag succeeds on its own merits while also adding to the plot driving everything forward.

    The duo at the lead and Tilley's Trevor work so well together and do it all in complete deadpan. Sprinkling a few gag-reel moments in with the end credits is a stroke of genius because you know there had to have been slips and uncontrollable laughter on the part of the actors. Throw in supporting players like Pasyk and the crotchety old hall-of-famer Finnegan O'Reilly, played by Mairtin O'Carrigan, (think Dodgeball's Patches O'Houlihan), and you've got yourself a pretty entertaining hour and a half of fun. Doiron and Mullen took a big risk getting this thing made, watching it blossom after a year's worth of post-production and another year of finding distribution, eventually landing with Alliance Films. It is definitely a success story and, after meeting the two, much deserved. Their second feature, with a full budget and backing from Alliance, GravyTrain, stars Colin Mochrie and Tim Meadows alongside them, and will be on my radar as a result of this screening for sure.
  • This movie was kinda boring. The acting was OK but the story got real old real fast. How long is a story about a guy who does competitive professional rock-paper-scissors gonna be funny to watch? A predictable outcome and some bad jokes along the way.
  • funtimesjoe11 February 2010
    I recently caught The Way of the Tosser on The Movie Network and I was blown away. Fresh jokes and great acting, but what really got me was the honesty of the piece as a whole.

    There is something special going on in this movie and it's about so much more than Rock, Paper, Scissors. It's really about three slightly strange characters and their friendship. Touching and heart felt, Tosser is a real gem. It made me remember why Indie movies are so important.

    It reminded me of Flight of the Conchords kinda.

    If you like mocumentries this is one of the best I've seen!
  • I'll admit this movie may not be for everyone, but if you like honest dry humour combined with a sort of lovable quirkiness I totally recommend it. I've actually seen this movie twice now, and I think I enjoyed it more the second time around. I saw it for the first time when the filmmakers came to Ottawa and screened it at my local theatre; curiosity made me buy a ticket, and I didn't regret it. When I saw it was available to rent, I decided to watch it again. There are a lot of subtle little jokes that I didn't notice before. I think my favourite aspect of the movie is the characters; they're so strange but I can't help but find myself liking them. I'm a big fan of independent film, and for me "Rock, Paper, Scissors" is the perfect example of young filmmakers thinking outside the box. If you're tired of cookie-cutter Hollywood movies, check this out!
  • I just caught this film and was really entertained! It is, in my opinion, a well thought out and solidly crafted comic gem. The acting is top notch. One can't help but warm to the quirky yet extremely lovable characters that the cast created. I loved the little snippets and glimpses of the city of Niagara Falls (where I was born and raised and still currently reside) particularly the training montage at local gathering spot Fireman's Park. It was also refreshing to hear tracks from local artists like KAC Himself and Frank Pietrangelo on the soundtrack. Being a musician & songwriter I definitely appreciate people from local artistic communities supporting one another. I've heard the film compared to things like Napoleon Dynamite and Flight of the Conchords but I have to say that RPS is head and shoulders above these - and, as an added bonus, it's actually funny! It is absolutely impressive and inspiring to see such a quality film coming from a homegrown talent. It has definitely made me take notice and I look forward to seeing GravyTrain (the follow up by the filmmakers) and any future projects they put out. I would definitely recommend this film to anyone that wants to watch an off beat, independent comedy with a lot of heart.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    I am not a family member or friend of anyone who created or worked on this movie. I was familiar with movie but had not watched it before. I thoroughly enjoyed this film. It was funny, silly and at the end poignant. I had the chance to meet the film makers and stars and found them to be just as appealing as their characters. I want to watch it again as soon as I get a copy. I found the character of Trevor quite interesting. He was definitely an odd duck but ultimately a good friend. Gary Brewer is one of those characters that you can't help but cheer for. His confidence was inspiring regardless of his chances. Oh Holly what can I say about the lovely and loving Holly. Great character with a big big heart and hair. I recommend this movie for all fans of offbeat, quirky and satisfying films.
  • You might suspect that Canada is a dull kind of place, but not a bit of it. There is one activity at which they excel: Rock, Paper, Scissors (RPS). They turn out world RPS champions on a regular basis (yes, there are such things), and now what might once have been considered merely a trivial pre-adolescent game has gone mainstream. After the exposure given it by April Mullen and Tim Doiron's new film, Rock, Paper, Scissors: The Way of the Tosser, it may never be the same again. It's going to be really big! Found across a wide range of cultures, RPS speaks to some deep part of us, which is perhaps why an alternative name for it is "The Well." Our guides to the intricacies of this zen-like pursuit are Gary, Holly and Trevor. Gary is good with his hands (though with an aversion to throwing paper, which is a bit of a disadvantage) and his dream is to beat off all-comers - including creepy arch-rival Baxter Pound - to seize the crown at the RPS World Championships. This is not just about winning against the other entrants though, it's about self-knowledge and rigorous discipline, and the transcendent wisdom that comes from a life dedicated to RPS.

    It's unfortunate that the gravitas of this important tool, which could easily be used as a way to attain world peace, is slightly undermined by the connotations of the word 'tosser' of which Gary and his colleagues are surely unaware, being Canadian. Never mind. After watching him train, and compete at the highest level, this hymn to the pleasures of tossing is bound to be a boost for RPS. Expect it to go global on the back of their documentary, with Gary a kind of secular patron saint. Not so much a way to pass the time, more a philosophy of life, and who knows, one in which Canada may one day have to cede the tight grip it currently enjoys.