Leighton Meester credited as playing...
Blair Waldorf
- Serena van der Woodsen: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth, he would never look at me again.
- Chuck Bass: You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
- Nate Archibald: Come on. You can tell us.
- Blair Waldorf: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clark's. You don't have to hide anything from us.
- Nate Archibald: She's right, Serena. I mean, none of us are saints.
- Blair Waldorf: Yeah.
- [points at Chuck]
- Blair Waldorf: I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
- Chuck Bass: Several times.
- Nate Archibald: I had sex with you at a wedding while I was her date.
- [looks at Chuck]
- Nate Archibald: Once.
- Chuck Bass: I'm Chuck Bass.
- Nate Archibald: You can tell us anything.
- [Serena shakes her head]
- Nate Archibald: We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.
- Serena van der Woodsen: [looks at Blair, Nate and Chuck] If I tell you, it can never leave this room.
- Blair Waldorf: What if I told you I know where Georgina Sparks was right now?
- Chuck Bass: I say let's get the bitch.
- Gossip Girl: Spotted. Blair and Chuck reunited to defend Serena's honor. With friends like these, who needs armies?
- Dan Humphrey: Wait, don't you all hate each other?
- Blair Waldorf: Yes.
- Nate Archibald: Absolutely.
- Chuck Bass: No.
- Blair Waldorf: [to Lily] Don't send her away.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Blair, it's... it's not polite to interrupt.
- Blair Waldorf: I don't care who hears. Just don't send her away.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Excuse me. Thank you, Blair, but it's not exactly your business what I do with my daughter. If anything, you're one of the reasons that I'm having to take such strong actions.
- Blair Waldorf: I say this with all due respect, Lily, but you have no idea what your daughter's been going through. She's in a lot of pain and I don't think the pain's gonna go away if she goes away.
- Lily van der Woodsen: I don't understand what you're trying to tell me.
- Blair Waldorf: Serena has a secret and she's been holding on to it for a long, long time and now it's finally catching up with her. I'm out of my league here. I can't do anymore than I've done and it's not enough. She needs you.
- Lily van der Woodsen: I saw the video. She doesn't need me. She needs boundaries.
- Blair Waldorf: What you saw isn't the whole story.
- Serena van der Woodsen, Blair Waldorf: Hey, what are you doing here?
- Blair Waldorf: Uh... I'm a big Leaky Hawk fan.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You all know Georgina Sparks.
- Blair Waldorf: [looks at Chuck] Some better than others. It's not like you didn't lose your virginity to her in 7th grade.
- Chuck Bass: Sixth and I've been avoiding her ever since. The bitch is a psycho.