Chad Willett credited as playing...
CIA Agent Smith
- Dr. Gregory House: You idiot.
- Dr. Samira Terzi: Who are you calling an idiot?
- Dr. Gregory House: Whoever knew that John was stationed in Brazil, not Bolivia.
- Dr. Samira Terzi: Brazil?
- Dr. Gregory House: [House turns and faces Agent Smith] Well, then, I guess I'm talking to you, idiot.
- CIA Agent Smith: It's the same region. It's the same parasites, same diseases...
- Dr. Gregory House: But not the same language. In Bolivia, chestnuts are chestnuts. Brazil, on the other hand, has castanhas-do-Pará. Literally, "chestnuts from Pará." Because it would be stupid for people from Brazil to call them Brazil nuts!
- CIA Agent Smith: So he ate Brazil nuts. Big deal.
- Dr. Gregory House: No, he ate a lot of Brazil nuts which is a big deal, because they contain selenium - which in high doses causes fatigue, vomiting, skin irritation, discharge from the fingernail beds and hair loss. Any of that sounding familiar?
- CIA Agent Smith: Can you treat it?
- Dr. Gregory House: We've already started. Treatment's chelation, same as for radiation sickness. The only difference is it works a lot better on nut poisoning.
- CIA Agent Smith: So what's the problem?
- Dr. Samira Terzi: [to Agent Smith] You're an idiot.