Jesse Tyler Ferguson credited as playing...
Mitchell Pritchett
- Mitchell Pritchett: What are you doing?
- Cameron Tucker: Being a gracious host.
- Mitchell Pritchett: To a stranger who wants to die here?
- Cameron Tucker: Oh, come on, Mitchell, nothing's going to happen. It's just a cry for help.
- Mitchell Pritchett: Okay, if I can't get a pair of slim-cut chinos in French Blue, *you're* gonna die here.
- Mitchell Pritchett: [Sees Murray lying still with his eyes closed on their couch] Oh, my God. Did he actually die?
- Cameron Tucker: Calm down! I'm-I'm first aid certified!
- [Starts shaking Murray]
- Cameron Tucker: Murray? Murray!
- Mitchell Pritchett: Who taught you first aid, a nanny on death row?