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Dr. Eric Gablehauser
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: [after Sheldon declines to accept Dmitri the janitor's correct answer as their official answer] Therefore, your winner is...
- Leonard: [Stops him] Hold on a second.
- [Stands up and faces him, admonishingly]
- Leonard: Sheldon, is proving that you are single-handedly smarter than everyone else so important that you would rather lose by yourself than win as part of a team?
- Sheldon: I don't understand the question.
- Leonard: [Shrugs, then to Dr. Gablehauser] Alright, continue.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: The winner is PMS!
- [They celebrate to Queen's "We Are the Champions"]
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: AA, I need your official answer.
- Sheldon: [regarding Dmitri ringing in] Well, it's not what he said.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Than what is it?
- Sheldon: I want a different question.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: You can't have a different question.
- Sheldon: Formal protest.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Denied.
- Sheldon: Informal protest.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Denied. I need your official answer.
- Sheldon: No. I decline to provide one.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Well, that's too bad, because the answer your teammate gave was correct.
- Sheldon: That's your opinion.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: First question. For ten points: What is the isospin singlet partner of the pi-zero meson?
- [Leonard and Sheldon ring in]
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: PMS?
- Leonard: The eta meson.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Correct.
- [the audience applauds]
- Sheldon: Formal protest.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: On what grounds?
- Sheldon: The Velcro on my wrist brace caught on my shirt.
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Denied.
- Howard Wolowitz: [Buzzing in and giving his correct answer to a question] Seven hundred and sixty degrees Fahrenheit. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.
- [Looks at her]
- Dr. Eric Gablehauser: Mr. Wolowitz, this is your second warning.