Simon Helberg credited as playing...
Howard Wolowitz
- Raj Koothrappali: [to Sheldon] If you do not stop hitting on my lady, you will feel the full extent of my wrath!
- Leonard: I'm not hitting on her!
- Lalita: And I am not your lady!
- Wolowitz: And you have no wrath.
- Penny: [Penny is practicing mixing drinks] Okay, who's next
- Howard Wolowitz: I'd like to try a slippery nipple.
- Penny: Okay, you're cut off.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Wait a minute. What's the plan here? Lets say he meets her, he likes her, they get married. What's he gonna do, stay drunk for the rest of his life?
- Howard Wolowitz: Worked for my parents.
- Sheldon Cooper: How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life?
- Howard Wolowitz: Every year at Comic Con. Every day at Disneyland. You can hire Snow White to come to your house... Of course, they prefer it if you have a kid.
- Raj Koothrappali: [after Sheldon leaves with Lalita] What just happened?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Beats the hell out of me.
- Howard Wolowitz: I'll tell you what happened. I just learned how to pick up Indian chicks.
- Raj Koothrappali: Haven't you been listening to me? I cannot talk to women!
- Leonard: ...Um, Raj...
- Wolowitz: No no, let's see how long it takes him.
- Penny: Raj, you say you can't talk to women, but you've been talking to me!
- Sheldon: And now we'll never know.