Kunal Nayyar credited as playing...
Raj Koothrappali
- Raj Koothrappali: Everyone knows genetic diversity produces the strongest offspring. Why not put a little mocha in your latte?
- Sheldon Cooper: That is true, but consider the fact that you require medication to even talk to someone of the opposite sex.
- Leonard Hofstadter: On the other hand, some physicists are concerned that if the supercollider actually works, it will create a black hole and swallow up the earth ending life as we know it.
- Raj Koothrappali: What a bunch of cry babies. No guts, no glory, man.
- Raj Koothrappali: Have you ever heard of the Kama Sutra?
- Missy: The sex book.
- Raj Koothrappali: The *Indian* sex book. In other words, if you've ever wondered, wondered who wrote the book of love... it was us.
- Raj Koothrappali: [Penny calls Missy to come to the door] Thank you. I apprec... apprec... appre... uh oh.
- Penny: Oh honey, is your medication wearing off?
- [Raj nods]
- Missy Cooper: Well, hi cutie pie. I was hopin' you'd show up.
- [Raj is only able to emit high-pitch squeals]