Jay Chandrasekhar credited as playing...
Nuts
- Dave: Why do they call you Nuts?
- Nuts: Because I'm crazy.
- Dave: You don't look crazy.
- Nuts: Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.
- Dave: [laughs nervously] Talk about your Red Zinger.
- Nuts: Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.
- [thinks, chuckles]
- Nuts: Hey noodledicks! These guys just ordered 4 rounds of premium tequila! Now are you gonna sit by and watch while these guys make you look like fucking pussies?