Randy Sklar credited as playing...
Fat Michael
- Charlie Kelly: DJ Fat Michael?
- Fat Michael: Yo!
- Charlie Kelly: Squirrely D?
- DJ Squirrely D: My man!
- Charlie Kelly: Can you please play my tape for a dance chal-LONGE?
- Fat Michael: Yes, I can do, my brother!
- Charlie Kelly: [to Dennis] Cream always rises to the top and you're about to see the white hot cream of an eighth grade boy.