Robert Capron credited as playing...
Bob
- Bob: [frantically] Victor! I... I need your help.
- Victor Frankenstien: Did you see those things? They were like...
- Bob: Sea Monkeys! You know how on the package, they're like, in a happy kingdom, and everyone's smiling?
- Victor Frankenstien: Yeah?
- Bob: They're not like that at all.
- Toshiaki: [running up] Victor! I need your help.
- Bob: I asked him first!
- Toshiaki: My problem bigger!
- [pointing behind him]
- Toshiaki: [Sounds of thundering footsteps and roaring. Camera pans to show a giant dinosaur-tortoise mutant stomping down the street]
- Bob: Yeah, he's right.
- Toshiaki: How are we supposed to see an invisible goldfish?
- Edgar 'E' Gore: Put your finger in. You can feel it.
- Bob: [inserting hand into glass jar of plain water] Ah! It bit me!
- Victor Frankenstien: Where's Mr. Rzykruski?
- Gym Teacher: All I know is I'll be teaching the class for the rest of the semester.
- Elsa Van Helsing: Do you know anything about science?
- Gym Teacher: I know more than you do.
- Bob: Mr. Rzykruski knew a lot.
- Gym Teacher: Well, sometimes knowing too much is the problem.
- Victor Frankenstien: What about the science fair?
- Gym Teacher: Oh, it's still on, but it will be judged by someone who's not insane: Me!