Ms. Johnson
Jenny
Gina Davis
Mrs. Johnson
Dr. O'Masterblaster
Leevin
Sharon (as Niki Notarile)
Dungaree
William Defoe
Chef Death / Ramirez
Sapphire
Prince Colwyn
Rell the Cyclops
Crabcakes
Peaches (as Kate Lucier)
Evil Santa Claus
Detective Joe Potordo
Jesus (as Jon Gorman)
Nurse Naomi Grace Falcon
Happy Customer
Deli customer