Lorenzo Music credited as playing...
Garfield
- Garfield: [singing] Oh, 99 kettles of soup on the heat, 99 kettles of soup. If one of those kettles I happen to eat, 98 kettles of soup on the heat!
- Jon Arbuckle: A police siren? I wonder what he wants.
- Garfield: Probably wants to give you a ticket for not feeding your cat enough.
- Jon Arbuckle: It's not the money, it's the principle of the thing.
- Garfield: Whenever anyone says that, it's always the money.
- Garfield: Just pay the ticket.
- Jon Arbuckle: I know, Garfield. You probably think I should just pay the ticket.
- Garfield: Ugh! Here comes the "I have to stand up for my rights" speech.
- Jon Arbuckle: I have to stand up for my rights!
- Garfield: Hey, do I know my Arbuckle?
- P. Dempsey Weevil: [while posing as a judge] I hereby fine you $100.
- Jon Arbuckle: $100?
- [Garfield and Odie start pushing Jon out of the courtroom]
- Garfield: Let's go. Court's adjourned or, if it isn't, it should be.
- Jon Arbuckle: [while fleeing from Weevil] I'm a fugitive from the law.
- Garfield: He's not the law. He's as phony as wax lasagna.
- [Jon's car roof is torn off after driving under a truck]
- Jon Arbuckle: My car!
- Garfield: Well, you always wanted a convertible.
- [the policemen have arrested Weevil and released Jon]
- Policeman: You can go, Mr. Arbuckle. We'll run this phony officer in.
- Jon Arbuckle: You mean he wasn't a policeman? I'm not under arrest? Garfield, you saved me. How can I ever repay you?
- [Garfield shows Jon a picture in the paper]
- Jon Arbuckle: An umbrella? You want me to buy you an umbrella?
- [Garfield nods]
- Jon Arbuckle: Huh, okay, but I don't see why.
- [later, Jon drives his car, which is still missing its roof, in the rain]
- Jon Arbuckle: Okay, now I see why.
- [Garfield and Odie are sitting in the back seat dry, under the umbrella]
- Garfield: [singing] 69 kettles of soup on the heat, 69 kettles of soup. If one of those kettles I happen to eat, 68 kettles of soup on the heat!
- [Garfield turns on the TV, but only gets static]
- Garfield: Uh-oh. Mission control, we have a problem.
- Jon Arbuckle: Oh, Garfield, the cable's out.
- Garfield: [continues pressing the remote] What's wrong with this thing?
- Jon Arbuckle: Did you hear what I said? The cable's out.
- Garfield: [looks at the remote] Maybe it needs new batteries.
- Jon Arbuckle: [grabs Garfield] Garfield, listen to me carefully. The... cable... is... out.
- [Garfield stares for a moment]
- Garfield: THE CABLE'S OUT? No! Say it isn't so, Arbuckle! The cable can't be out! It can't be out!
- Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, I'm sorry you can't turn the TV on, but maybe this'll do just as well.
- [Jon gives Garfield a book]
- Garfield: [aims the book at the TV] Um! Um! No, this doesn't turn the TV on either.
- Jon Arbuckle: Garfield, that's not a remote control. It's a book.
- Garfield: Oh, yeah. I've seen these. Any recipes in here?
- [thanks to Garfield, the cable guy refuses to fix the cable and leaves]
- Jon Arbuckle: No cable, no TV. What are we going to watch this evening?
- [thinks for a moment]
- Jon Arbuckle: I have an idea.
- [later, Garfield, Jon, and Odie are sitting down, watching the washing machine]
- Jon Arbuckle: Don't complain, guys. It's all we've got.
- Garfield: Do you know what the really sad part of this is? This isn't that much less entertaining.