Mike Stoklasa credited as playing...
- Mike: [about the Emperor being alive] Either way, it negates Vader's sacrifice, of throwing him down the pit.
- Rich: Oh, yeah.
- Mike: So... but, who cares anymore?
- [Jay cracks up]
- Mike: Who gives a shit?
- [smash cut to Darth Vader and a group of Stromtroopers dancing to the notes of "Don't Touch That"]
- Mike: I just wanted to wrap up the whole "this is not my fault" thing, because... because... people have been sa- first of all, the idea that Mr. Plinkett saying "J.J. Abrams would make a great director for a Stars Wars movie" had absolutely no impact at J.J. Abrams being chosen to direct The Force Awakens, okay? Zero!
- Rich: ...you don't know that.
- Mike: I guess I don't!
- [Jay and Rick crack up]
- Mike: But I never said he should write it with the guy who wrote Batman vs Superman!
- Rich: What do you do with Star Wars now? Where do you go?
- Mike: There's a whole bunch of high-paid people asking themselves this question right now, as they watch the reviews come in.
- Jay: They sound a lot more panicked than you, though.
- Mike: Adam Driver.. Star Wars pays for his mansion, Marriage Story pays for his coffee.
