Sherri Stoner credited as playing...
Slappy Wanna Nappy
- Brain-2-Me-2: Are you Slappy Wanna Nappy?
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: Who wants to know?
- Wakk Skylicker: I'm Wakk Skylicker. My new talking garbage can has a message for you.
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: He looks more like a toaster oven to me.
- Brain-2-Me-2: [sighs] May we come in and explain?
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: As long as you promise to heat up my frozen waffles. I'm starving.
- Brain-2-Me-2: What I go through for galactic conquest.
- Princess Dot: [in the projection] This minifridge contains the plans to the Megastar, Girth Plotz's ultimate weapon of destruction. The Megastar must be stopped! Help me, Slappy Wanna Nappy, please! All right! Who took the last diet root beer?
- Wakk Skylicker: She sounds like she's in trouble.
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: With a plot line that lame, we're all in trouble.
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: Hey, what's goin' on? Somethin' awful has happened.
- 3-Pinky-O: Narf! As though a million voices cried out in pain?
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: Worse. Scooby Doo's been preempted by a documentary on paddleball.
- Skippoda: Easy is drama. Hard is comedy. Yes, yes.
- Wakk Skylicker: But, Skippoda, what is comedy?
- Skippoda: All that is funny around us, it is. A better place it makes the universe. Yes.
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: Hurry it up, will ya, Skippy? We ain't got all day here.
- Skippoda: Cranky, she is. My Aunt Slappy, she is.
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: Girth Plotz. I haven't seen you since you took my cartoons off the air.
- Girth Plotz: Yes. Because they made no sense!
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: No. Because you have no sense of humor!
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: [as Girth Plotz and Wakk Skylicker fight] Work it, kid. That's it. Go for the punch line.
- Wakk Skylicker: Hey, I thought you just died!
- Slappy Wanna Nappy: Nah, dying's too easy. It's comedy that's hard.