James Patrick Stuart credited as playing...
Private
- Kowalski: All power lines run directly under the lemur habitat, right next to these water pipes. Theoretically...
- Private: Maurice has shut down power and water to all the habitats. He can control everything now!
- Kowalski: Wow. My theory was just about jerry-rigging a giant make-shift hot tub. This is much worse.
- Marlene: I'm just heading over the the reptile house to welcome the new neighbors. No one's seen them yet. I figure they're just shy. You want to come with?
- Skipper: Not without the proper recon, Marlene. We could be dead a thousand times over in that new habitat. Venemous vipers, bloodthirsty...
- Private: Badgers?
- Skipper: Flying piranha!
- Marlene: Okay, yeah. Piranha don't fly.
- Skipper: That's just what Manfredi and Johnson said back in Ecuador. We buried what was left of them with a teaspoon.
- Skipper: Listen up, lemur. Maurice ate those bad nuts. He went off the deep end.
- Kowalski: He's turned the lemur habitat into an armed fortress.
- Private: He's enslaved the entire zoo!
- King Julien: I cannot be believing my ears. Maurice ate my lychee nuts!
- Private: But if you're all cured, why are you still in the hospital?
- King Julien: Because this vibrating bed is awesome!