Bill Murray credited as playing...
Bill Murray
- Bill Murray: [dying] Is that how you say hello where you come from?
- Columbus: Oh, my God. Oh, my God, I can't believe I shot Bill Murray.
- Tallahassee: Mr. Murray?
- Bill Murray: I'm just Bill, I think, now.
- Tallahassee: Bill?
- Bill Murray: Yeah?
- Tallahassee: [pokes at Bill's wound] I don't think we're gonna be able to stitch this.
- Bill Murray: Ah. That's still tender.
- Tallahassee: You think you might pull through?
- Bill Murray: No.
- Columbus: If it means anything now, I am so sorry. It was just instinctive.
- Bill Murray: It was my bad. I was never a very good practical joker.
- Little Rock: So do you have any regrets?
- Bill Murray: "Garfield," maybe.
- Tallahassee: Bill Murray, you're a zombie?
- [Wichita hits Bill in his back with a golf club]
- Bill Murray: [cries in pain] Ow, I'm on fire! Ouch!
- Tallahassee: You're not a zombie, you're talking and... You're okay?
- Bill Murray: The hell I am.
- Wichita: I'm sorry. I didn't know it was... It was "you" you.
- Tallahassee: Are you...? What's with the get-up?
- Bill Murray: Oh, I do it to blend in. You know. Zombies don't mess with other zombies. Buddy of mine, makeup guy, he showed me how to do this. Corn starch. You know, some berries, a little licorice for the ladies. Suits my lifestyle, you know. I like to get out and do stuff. Just played nine holes on the Riviera. Just walked on. Nobody there.
- Bill Murray: You are staring at me. It's a hairpiece! It's a piece.
- Wichita: It's - I'm sorry. No, it's just that you look remarkably like Eddie Van Halen.
- Bill Murray: I just saw Eddie Van Halen.
- Wichita: Nuh-uh.
- Tallahassee: Really?
- Bill Murray: Yeah.
- Wichita: Wow.
- Tallahassee: Where?
- Bill Murray: The Hollywood Bowl.
- Tallahassee: And how was he?
- Bill Murray: He's a zombie.
- Wichita: Aw. Tough break.
- Bill Murray: [last line, after end credits] In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, Gopher.'