Dennis, Jamal and Giovanni wonder, what is the most important rule of Islam. They ask the Magic Backpack, following which it's most important, to pee in the correct way.
The three friends have decided, they need to find out, how to dress as a Muslim. But their ideas about Islamic dressing are very different. Also Dennis discusses the habit of Mohammed being in the dresses of his wife Aisha.
The three friends start to enjoy the TV-show of Hala Hogan. Later on that day Dennis and Giovanni ask the Magic Backpack how to clean fingers after eating food.
While reading Quran, Giovanni pets his dog Mr. Scruffles. Dennis is annoyed by this and challenges him to ask the Backpack what Islam has to say about dogs. The answer is not good for Mr. Scruffles.
When Dennis has Lil Debbie as Mut'ah-wife, he 'fears rebellion' be her and asks the Backpack what to do. The later on gets him in trouble with Ho Dilla, the pimp of Lil Debbie.
Lil Debbie comes to the house of the three friends and wants to convert to Islam. But this raises a problem. A woman, which is not related to them, can not live in their house. The Backpack shows a solution to this problem.
The friends are annoyed that Robert Spencer wants to organize a cartoon drawing contest and want do something about it. Giovannis neighbor converts to Islam, because he doesn't want to be a Dhimmi anymore.
The Hala Heroes search Jihad Junior, who disappeared after trying to kill Robert Spencer. When they find him, they discovered that he wasn't Muslim any more.