Dumpy the Houseschmuck
Shamus
Weevil Dungbutton (as Stephen Bailey)
Cynthia Mootaur
Wand Fu Master
Smellatrix LeMange
Snogwarts Student
Gitaroy Schlockhart
Minister of Sorcery
Mr. Filth
Hernia Grunger
Peta Breeder
Harvey Putter
Barfur Cheesely
Cheesely Teenager
Ned / Forge Cheesely
'Bad Tie' Moony
Alfus Mumblemore
Goylefriend
Peanut Vendor
Lord Moldymort / Seriously Wack
Gini Cheesely
Reporter
Reporter / IPS Booth Worker
Sumnerva Madonnagal
Candy Trolly Witch
Crabbecake
Symple Trailerawny
Superfluous Snake
Mary Floppins
Girl at the bookreading
Hagard
Groaning Gertle
Wizard of Odd
Rumus Fruitofthelupin
K.J. Bowling
Snogwarts Student / Convention Attendee / Juggler
Bowling's Biggest Fan Girl
Funrir Brokeback
Snogwarts Student / Cheesly Child
Loopy Lunkhead
Madam Coach
Moppy Cheesely
Everson Sputz
IPS Booth Worker
Library Patron
Pimping Hat / Monster Book of Monster Muffins (voice)
Tar'chev Faye
Peter Pansy
Colon Creepy
Death Editor
Flaco Mudfly
Vermin Wursely
Cassandra Mootaur
Horseass Shoehorn
Rod Cheesely
Sister Delirious Nunbridge
Snogwarts Student (uncredited)