- Julian Fawcett MP: I haven't had to work this hard since that animal welfare bill.
- Pat Butcher: You had an animal welfare bill?
- Julian Fawcett MP: No, no, I was lobbying against it. Balls to animals.
- Mike Cooper: How many burglars are there?
- Julian Fawcett MP: Ah. Alright, here we go.
- [Grimacing, Julian writes the number two on a now steamed-up mirror]
- Mike Cooper: Two.
- [Julian writes what appears to be a zero]
- Mike Cooper: Twenty? I need to get out of here.
- [He hurries out the door]
- Pat Butcher: What are you doing? There's not twenty!
- Julian Fawcett MP: No, I was writing "Two of them".
- Pat Butcher: ...Just write "Two"!