Mary Elizabeth Winstead credited as playing...
- Howard: [the three friends are playing charades in the shelter] I'm always watching.
- Emmett: Uh, God...?
- Howard: [solemnly] I know what you're doing. I see everything.
- Emmett: [faltering] Wha... uh, uh...
- Howard: I see you when you're sleeping! I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!
- Emmett: ...Um...
- [Emmet and Michelle stare at each other nervously]
- Howard: [seemingly going into a fit] I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! I SEE EVERYTHING YOU DO! I'M ALWAYS WATCHING!
- Emmett: Uh, Howard...?
- Michelle: [blurting out] Santa Claus!
- Howard: [suddenly calm and cheerful] ... Yeah, Michelle! Except it was Emmet's turn, not yours. I'm claiming five points.
- Emmett: Could have been the Russians, aliens, maybe the South Koreans...
- Michelle: You mean North Koreans?
- Emmett: Is that the crazy one? Then yeah.
- Howard: Have a drink.
- Michelle: What is it?
- Howard: ...Technically, it's vodka... it's safe, I distilled it myself.
- [Michelle tries some and then makes a disgusted face]
- Howard: I just said I distilled it, I didn't say anything about it actually tasting good.
- Michelle: [to Howard, about using the toilet] I... I can't go with you standing right here!
- Howard: Look, I'm not some pervert! Just go!... Don't flush until you've gone. Flushing wastes water.
- Michelle: [holds up one of Howard's daughter's outdated girly magazines] Look, look at this! We could use this.
- Emmett: [incredulous] What, the 'ten new ways to style your bangs'?
- Michelle: [apprehensively to Howard] Yes, I will behave... and I'm SO sorry.
