Late Night with Seth Meyers (TV Series)
Jake Tapper/Jacqueline Novak/Caroline Rose/Michel Le Baptiste (2020)
Seth Meyers: Self - Host
Quotes
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Anderson Cooper : I think it was right before, uh, the New Hampshire Primary, I asked you, uh, after Iowa, if you consider yourself the Democratic frontrunner. Now after New Hampsire, do you?
Bernie Sanders : I...
[he shrugs]
Bernie Sanders : Who cares?
Himself - Host : If Bernie gets elected, his inauguration is just gonna be a four-hour open house.
[He imitates Sanders]
Himself - Host : "Stop by, don't stop by. There'll be cheese and crackers, but, you know, maybe eat before you come."
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Himself - Host : Seriously, James Carville always looks like he was released naked into a Louisiana Goodwill and given five minutes to pick an outfit.
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Self - Host : That's right; if you just combine the votes of Buttigieg, Biden, and Klobuchar, you can beat Bernie! Now all you have to do is find a way to genetically combine them into one candidate,
[Image of Klobuchar, Biden, and Buttigieg as a three-headed mutant]
Self - Host : called the Klobubidebuttigar! It's that easy! And then, every time you ask it a question, it has the same answer. What should we do about healthcare?
Buttigieg Head : We must step forward into the future.
Klobuchar Head : I'm from Minnesota.
Biden Head : Corn Pop was a bad dude!