Jonathan Silverman credited as playing...
Ryan Bainsworth
- Lyin' Ryan: [points to Shawn and Gus] Wait! That guy, the one with the great hair, he could vouch for me. I think we worked at Busch Gardens together one summer. Yeah, we made funnel cakes.
- Shawn Spencer: Oh, look at that, Gus. He must have gotten me confused with another man with great hair.
- Lyin' Ryan: And the white guy! I know him, too.
- Lyin' Ryan: The night before, I went to this restaurant to get a basket of these things called Fries Quatro Queso Dos Fritos. You know, the ones where they inject potatoes with a four-cheese mixture, fry them trhee-quarters of the way, pull them out, batter them, fry them again, and then serve them with bacon and an ancho chile sour cream? Anyway, as I was sitting there, a car speeds right through the storefront across the street. It makes such a loud noise, I had to turn my head and look, and that is when I overheard the guy with the curlicues on his face tell the other guy at the corner table about the assassination plot.
- Shawn Spencer: [in the observation room] Can it be true?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: No way.
- Shawn Spencer: I mean, is it even possible?
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: I couldn't imagine.
- Shawn Spencer: There's no way you could prepare a fry like that. That'd be way to much for the... for the human palate to manage.
- Burton 'Gus' Guster: It would be a flavor seizure.
- Karen Vick: Gentlemen, please? Don't be ridiculous.
- Shawn Spencer: She's right. Let's just take a minute here to think things through.
- [pause]
- Shawn Spencer: They must be parboiling the potato first.