Julie Kavner credited as playing...
Marge Simpson
- Bart Simpson: See that fat lady with the moustache? That's you.
- Lisa Simpson: See that hippo rolling in dung? You're the dung.
- Marge Simpson: That's enough. You each got one in.
- Bart Simpson: Oh, but her's was better.
- Marge Simpson: Zack, you're not trying to save our marriage, you're trying to split us up. I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy.
- Homer Simpson: Oh, Marge. If there was a reality show named "Fat Guys Who Really Love Their Wives", not only would it be an enormous ratings success, but I'd be the first one on it.
- Marge Simpson: It's your new diet.
- Homer Simpson: But what happened with all the other diets I'm not done with yet?
- Marge Simpson: Homer, are you cheating on your diet?
- Homer Simpson: Cheating? I'm not even gonna dignify that with eye contact.