Vincent Kartheiser credited as playing...
Ezekiel • Lasso Rodent
- Balthazar: Ezekiel, Jedidiah! What the Sam Hill's goin' on up there?
- [as he emerges from the ground, he thumps his idiot sons with a cane. He sniffs the air]
- Balthazar: Hell's fire, this ain't the bank!
- Ezekiel: Pappy, the Sheriff is standin' right here, helpin' us out.
- Jedidiah: Gonna give us a permit for pros-pec-ting.
- Rango: That's right, sir. Just doin' my duty. The lonely constable on his rounds, keeping an eagle eye out for mayhem and malfeasance.
- Balthazar: Does he look like he sounds?
- Jedidiah: Uh-huh.
- Rango: You and your kin are under arrest for bank robbery, and for the murder of our beloved financial adviser, Johannes Merrimack III, a.k.a. Fluffy Joe.
- Ezekiel: Sheriff, we didn't kill nobody. We tunneled into that vault and there weren't nothing in it.
- Jedidiah: Someone done rob that bank before we robbed it.
- Beans: Then where'd you get this here jug?
- Ezekiel: That's what I've been trying to tell you, Pappy. I found it in the desert.
- Balthazar: [starts whacking Ezekiel] Then why in tarnation did you bring it here?
- Rango: Hold on, hold on! You're saying this here jug was empty when you found it?
- Ezekiel: Uh, huh! That's right!
- Sergeant Turley: Eh, I don't believe a word of him.
- Buford: Let's hang him, sheriff!
- Sergeant Turley: String 'em up!
- Beans: This wouldn't be the first time.
- Waffles: It's a puzzle! It's like a big old mammogram!
- Furgus: What's going on, sheriff?
- Rango: I don't know, but I'm gonna strip this mystery and expose it's private parts.
- [to Balthazar, sternly]
- Rango: You and your kin are coming with me.