James Corden credited as playing...
- Julz: How much money do you need?
- Paul: I'm still short about five hundred quid.
- Julz: When is it?
- Paul: In three weeks. I'm thinking about selling my body.
- Julz: How will you get the other 498 pounds?
- Paul: [voice over] Once in a while we practise stage combat.
- Paul: [aloud] Ow! It's meant to be acting class, not stabbing class. That really hurt.
- Roland: There's something I want to tell you. I know I haven't always been the best of fathers.
- Paul: Dad, you don't have to say...
- Roland: Shut up and me do the singing for once. The only real measure of a father's success is by how far his children end up surpassing him in life. And you, you can be very, very proud of yourself.
- [last lines]
- Paul: [voice over] So there it is.The whole story. The opera of my life. Not a bad one, is it?
- Braddon: You're the lucky one, Paul. You know what you were put on this earth to do. You have a natural talent for singing.
- Paul: Not according to Pavarotti.
- Braddon: Screw Pavarotti. He's nothing but a binge eater with a comb-over.
