Amy Adams credited as playing...
Mary
- Gary: It sounds like you guys aren't getting back together any time soon.
- Kermit the Frog: [sadly] No.
- Mary: This is going to be a *really* short movie.
- Walter: Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do.
- Mary: How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years.
- [Gary, Mary, and Walter pass a man selling Hot Star Maps in front of Pink's Hot Dogs]
- Walter: [gasp] Wait, stop the car! I have an idea.
- [cut to the trio eating some chili dogs]
- Gary: These are delicious! Great idea, Walter.
- Mary: [singing] Everything's great. Everything's grand. Except Gary's always off with his friend. It's never me and him. It's always me and him, and him. I wonder when it's going to end. But, I guess that's okay, 'cause maybe someday... I know just how it's going to be. He'll ride up on a steed, get down on one knee, and say, "Mary, will you marry me... please?"
- Mary: So, what do we do now?
- Gary: I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty.
- Walter: Gary, throw me over.
- Gary: What?
- Walter: Gary, just throw me over already!
- Gary: Okay. Okay, here we go, OK...
- Walter: One, two, three.
- Walter: [Walter grunts as Gary gets ready to throw him over the fence] That's good.
- Gary: Sorry.
- Walter: No, it's good.
- Mary: Guys? I think that's an electric fence.
- Walter: Mary, it's Kermit the Frog.
- Gary: OK buddy, head down.
- Gary, Walter: One, two, three!
- [Gary tosses Walter into the electric fence, and Walter screams in pain as he falls to the ground]
- Mary: It's an electric fence.
- Gary: Yep.
- Gary: Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy? Walter, can you hear me?
- Walter: [in a raspy voice] Throw me again.
- Gary: No, I don't... I don't think that's a good idea.
- Walter: What kind of throw was that?
- Kermit the Frog: Excuse me...
- [Angelic choir voices are heard as Walter sees Kermit with a glow of light behind him; the lights and voices are actually coming from a bus that says "Good Shepherd Church Choir: 'O sing, ye righteous!' " on the side]
- Kermit the Frog: You okay? That was quite a tumble.
- [Walter faints]
- Mary: [voice-over on letter] Gary, I've gone home. I love you, but you need to decide. Are you a man... or a Muppet?