Dennis Bateman credited as playing...
- Spy: [if caught on fire] I appear to have burst into flames.
- Spy: [another 'on fire' line] I do believe I'm on fire.
- Spy: I'm going to gut you like a Cornish game hen.
- Spy: Promise not to bleed on my suit and I'll kill you quickly.
- Spy: I never really was on your side.
- Spy: You got blood on my suit.
- Spy: [Dominating Scout] You died as you lived, running away.
- Spy: [Dominating Scout] Here lies Scout. He ran fast and died a virgin
- Spy: [laughs] You live in a van!
- [continues laughing]
- Spy: Oh, Soldier, who will they ever find to replace you? Anyone!
- [laughs]
- Spy: Come stand on the point, you imbecile!
- Spy: I appear to have burst into flames!
- Spy: I murdered your toys as well!
- Spy: No coffin can contain me.
- Spy: Here's what I have that you don't; a functioning liver, depth perception and a pulse!
- Spy: I am uncorking a bottle of 1942 Château Backstab!
- [uncorking sound]
- Spy: My knife is sharp, my watch is wound, my ski mask is freshly-laundered; time to win.
- Spy: May I borrow your earpiece?
- [mimicking Scout]
- Spy: This is Scout! Rainbows make me cry! Over!
- Spy: Did I throw a wrench into your plans?
- [laughs maniacally]