Gary Schwartz credited as playing...
Heavy • Demoman • Monoculus
- Demoman: So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a grim bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end!
- Demoman: And I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more feckin' sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me.
- Heavy: [wearing a Halloween costume of fake fairy wings, a tiara, and a ballerina tutu, one of a few lines triggered with this costume on] Everyone! Friendship is *STUPID* magic!
- Demoman: [being ÜberCharged by a medic while using the Stickybomb Launcher] Not one of ya's going to survive this!