Tyler James Williams credited as playing...
Chris
- Greg Wuliger: [to Chris about the way he's walking] Hey, man, did you get shot in the leg?
- Chris: No, why?
- Greg Wuliger: Cause you're walking like it hurts.
- Chris: Well, man, I'm just trying to be cool.
- Greg Wuliger: It's not working.
- Chris: It's not working? Look at you. You look like a powder-blue Dean Martin.
- Greg Wuliger: Technically, I look like a powder-blue Joey Bishop.
- Chris: Tell me why they don't go to school, and they don't work, but they have great cars and great girls?
- Narrator: Because they're criminals.
- Greg Wuliger: Those are the kids from the arcade. We can't be like them. I mean, those kids have either been suspended, expelled or dropped out of school.
- Narrator: When you're old, that makes you a loser, but when you're young, it gives the illusion of cool.
- Chris: [When Chris and Greg use cigarettes to make themselves look cool] All right, let's make a pact. If either one of us gets caught by the teacher, we don't rat out the other, deal?
- Greg Wuliger: Deal.
- [scene cuts to Ms. Morello catching Greg with the cigarette]
- Greg Wuliger: Chris gave it to me.
- Ms. Morello: Chris? I am so disappointed in you. I know that nicotine, pork rinds and malt liquor are the black man's vices.
- Narrator: You forgot white women.
- Ms. Morello: But why infect Gregory?
- Chris: Because I wanted to be cool.
- Narrator: Now I just feel like a fool.
- Narrator: [When Chris shows up at school during his suspension] Getting suspended from school was hard, but figuring out what I was gonna do with my day was harder.
- Greg Wuliger: Hey, man, what are you doing here?
- Chris: I had nowhere else to go.
- Greg Wuliger: You're not still mad at me, are you?
- Chris: Yeah, actually, I am. You ratted me out.
- Greg Wuliger: I'm torn about it, man. Please don't make me feel any worse than I already am.
- Chris: Why did you cave so fast?
- Greg Wuliger: My therapist says I'm bad under pressure. I'm just not cool.
- Narrator: No kidding.