Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People (2008 Video Game)
Matt Chapman: Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, The Cheat, Coach Z, Bubs, The King of Town, Homsar, Marshie
Quotes
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[from trailer]
Homestar Runner : Aw, man. This dang ol' remote control can only change the channels and make everybody speak Spanish.
Strong Bad : [holding a Wii remote] Why not try this one?
Homestar Runner : What's that? A futuristic candy bar?
Strong Bad : Almost. Check it out!
[clips from the game play]
Homestar Runner : Oooo. What game is that? The candy bar game?
Strong Bad : It's "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People"! But *you* can play too!
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First Videlectrix Programmer : [randomly selected dialog played over a Windows 3.1 window with a single icon] What the graphics is this? A menu with only one option?
Second Videlectrix Programmer : That's all there was. Only one option.
First Videlectrix Programmer : It's like a restaurant that just says..."Burger"!
Second Videlectrix Programmer : I'd like a burger.
First Videlectrix Programmer : You make me some burger graphics, and we'll talk about it!
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[Strong Bad is at a meeting to verbally tear Telltale Games a new one on how his game is going]
Strong Bad : [standing on conference table; yelling] Cool game! Strong Bad's cool game! Not box-look-under game! Or green bushes game! What is that mess?
[to one developer]
Strong Bad : You told me you could do a blade! A BLADE! I thought a dialog tree was the name of some cool, alien, sentient plant thing!
[turns to Kevin Bruner]
Strong Bad : And you, ugly glasses Telltale, you said that "point and click" meant pointing a gun and clicking the trigger! And thank goodness we didn't decide to name it "Strong Bad's Cool Game *Developed By* Attractive People". You guys are the ugliest scrubs I've ever seen!
[screams and flails his arms, then suddenly calms down]
Strong Bad : Okay. Calm down. Keep it together. Here's what you do to save this game from certain doom. Fade in. Interior. Awesome video game. Day. In a world where reality and videogames have merged in a pixelated cataclysm, can beefy, robot panted Strong Bad restore order to the galaxy, save the princess, and SLAY THE DRAGON?
[calms down again]
Strong Bad : That's, uh, all I got. I'm gonna find the sandwich cart guy.
[leaves]