- [from trailer]
- Homestar Runner: Aw, man. This dang ol' remote control can only change the channels and make everybody speak Spanish.
- Strong Bad: [holding a Wii remote] Why not try this one?
- Homestar Runner: What's that? A futuristic candy bar?
- Strong Bad: Almost. Check it out!
- [clips from the game play]
- Homestar Runner: Oooo. What game is that? The candy bar game?
- Strong Bad: It's "Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People"! But *you* can play too!
- First Videlectrix Programmer: [randomly selected dialog played over a Windows 3.1 window with a single icon] What the graphics is this? A menu with only one option?
- Second Videlectrix Programmer: That's all there was. Only one option.
- First Videlectrix Programmer: It's like a restaurant that just says..."Burger"!
- Second Videlectrix Programmer: I'd like a burger.
- First Videlectrix Programmer: You make me some burger graphics, and we'll talk about it!
- [Strong Bad is at a meeting to verbally tear Telltale Games a new one on how his game is going]
- Strong Bad: [standing on conference table; yelling] Cool game! Strong Bad's cool game! Not box-look-under game! Or green bushes game! What is that mess?
- [to one developer]
- Strong Bad: You told me you could do a blade! A BLADE! I thought a dialog tree was the name of some cool, alien, sentient plant thing!
- [turns to Kevin Bruner]
- Strong Bad: And you, ugly glasses Telltale, you said that "point and click" meant pointing a gun and clicking the trigger! And thank goodness we didn't decide to name it "Strong Bad's Cool Game *Developed By* Attractive People". You guys are the ugliest scrubs I've ever seen!
- [screams and flails his arms, then suddenly calms down]
- Strong Bad: Okay. Calm down. Keep it together. Here's what you do to save this game from certain doom. Fade in. Interior. Awesome video game. Day. In a world where reality and videogames have merged in a pixelated cataclysm, can beefy, robot panted Strong Bad restore order to the galaxy, save the princess, and SLAY THE DRAGON?
- [calms down again]
- Strong Bad: That's, uh, all I got. I'm gonna find the sandwich cart guy.
- [leaves]