James Marsden credited as playing...
Jack Lime
- [At Madison Square Park, Ron runs into Jack Lime and his team]
- Ron Burgundy: [shocked] What the hell?
- Jack Lime: Well, hello, Ron. You out for a jog?
- Ron Burgundy: Jack Lime!
- [Parents and children scatter away]
- Ron Burgundy: Where's everyone going? Please, I don't have time to talk, okay? I have to be somewhere.
- Jack Lime: Well, that's funny. 'Cause I got nowhere to be because you pretty much destroyed my career. Do you realize what it did to me, by making myself call me "Jack Lame"?
- [yells]
- Jack Lime: It was a living hell!
- [panting]
- Ron Burgundy: I'm telling you, you have to let me go!
- Jack Lime: Oh, don't worry. Four against one. This'll be over fast.
- Brian Fantana: Maybe not so fast!
- [Champ, Brick, and Brian appear to the rescue]
- Ron Burgundy: My news team! Thank God!
- Champ Kind: Ain't a day that will be or has been that we don't Ron Burgundy's back.
- Jack Lime: Not a problem. When I done with these mutts, I gonna wipe my shoes on the curb.
- Brick Tamland: Oh, yeah, Jack Lime? When I'm done with you, my mom's gonna pick me up and take me home.
- History Channel Host: Hey, the History Network wants in on this. We're news too. Only news told much, much later.
- Ron Burgundy: Wait a minute, is that The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson with you?
- History Channel Host: Yes, it is. And the Mighty Minotaur.
- Jack Lime: I don't know about this, man, the Minotaur isn't even history. He's mythology.
- Ron Burgundy: Hey, lets not downplay the fact that that's The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson!
- The Ghost of Stonewall Jackson: May the Lord anoint this hollowed field of battle.