Alec Baldwin credited as playing...
- Jane: Don't you ever eat at your house?
- Jake: Pedro dictates most meals and he has a very... limited palate.
- Jake: I'm sorry.
- Jane: How far back does that 'sorry' go?
- Jake: How far back do you need it to go?
- Jane: Wa-ay back.
- Jake: Is it really necessary for you to always say no before you say yes?
- Jake: I don't regret giving it another shot.
- Jane: It probably would have worked, if you hadn't been married.
- Jake: I wouldn't have considered it, if I wasn't.
- Jane: I don't regret it either.
- Jane: Oh! It's official! We are having an affair!
- Jake: Why do you need to label everything?
- Jane: Because that's what this is!
- Harley: Are you smoking WEED in the guest bathroom?
- Jake: Yes we are, and we'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone?
- Harley: Oh no. Of course not. Just add it to the list.
- Jake: And I like that you stopped getting bikini waxes. You've gone native. I was into it!
- Jake: And what's with the "big guy"? Is it because I'm fat?
- Jake: [Discussing Jane's lack of a bikini wax] You've gone native. I dig it.
- Jake: You know what they say, "People who live in nursing homes that have plants live longer than the people without plants."
