Leah Pipes credited as playing...
Jessica
- Mrs. Crenshaw: I saw what you did.
- Jessica: We didn't mean to kill Megan.
- Mrs. Crenshaw: Kill Megan? I was talking about trashing my house.
- Mrs. Crenshaw: [points shotgun at Jessica] Talk.
- Cassidy: Okay, listen, it was an accident and we'll explain everything later but right now, Clair is dead, Mickey's dead, Chugs is dead, and we don't know if Megan's alive or not.
- Maggie: Wait, so Megan's not dead?
- Jessica: We don't know! We need to get the hell out of here.
- Mrs. Crenshaw: Who else is here?
- Jessica: Kyle.
- Mrs. Crenshaw: Is he in on this thing?
- Jessica: [unconvincingly] No.
- Mrs. Crenshaw: [cocks gun, points it back to her] Lie to me again.
- Jessica: Okay, I told Kyle about Megan.
- Cassidy: Of course you did! What's with this ''sisters for life'' crap, huh? Was I the only one that didn't tell anybody?
- Mrs. Crenshaw: Where is Kyle?
- Maggie: Don't look at me! He left as soon as he heard you coming.
- Mrs. Crenshaw: Well, he, she or it is about to get two rounds to the face. You girls wait in Jessica's room. And call the police.
- Jessica: Well, who knew Mrs. Crenshaw was such a badass?
- Jessica: It's Mickey... I would know those ugly ass shoes anywhere.
- Cassidy: Is he dead?
- Jessica: Well, he has a fucking tire iron through his head... Do you think it's the same one that killed Megan?
- Cassidy: You make it sound like the tire iron killed Megan by itself.
- Jessica: Thank you for the grammar lesson. I'm just sayin' it looks a little... updated, doesn't it? Like someone... pimped it out.
- Jessica: [after running over Garrett with her van] Well, at least we won't be getting anymore of those text messages.
- Jessica: Claire, I like being your friend because... it makes me multicultural without having to do anything.