Steve Carell credited as playing...
Michael Scott
- Michael Scott: What is wrong with these people? They have no willpower. I went... I once went 28 years without having sex. And then again for seven years.
- Michael Scott: [to Holly] Um, I think you'll have fun. Men from Scranton are handsome, and they know how to show a woman a good time.
- Dwight Schrute: Not that guy who murdered his mother. He was not so handsome. Also, Kevin.