Michael C. Hall credited as playing...
Dexter Morgan
- Vince Masuka: Step away from the incense. This is America, buddy. Freedom of religion.
- Dexter Morgan: I didn't realize you were a buddhist, Vince. Japanese are traditionally shinto.
- Vince Masuka: Really? Oh, whatever. I bought all this shit off my manicurist. Need all the luck I can get. Got a crucifix up there too.
- Dexter Morgan: Because it did so much for Jesus?
- Dexter Morgan: [noticing family pictures] Strong family resemblance.
- ADA Miguel Prado: My father. He was a drunk and a bastard. But he had a distinctive chin. Some people just shouldn't have kids, ya know?
- Dexter Morgan: I wish there were a test.
- Dexter Morgan: [voice-over] We're supposed to see hope in children. But right now,all I see are little bundles of uncertainty. And germs.
- [first lines]
- Dexter Morgan: [narrating] We're supposed to see hope in children. But right now all I see is bundles of uncertainty. And germs, but that's another matter. I love kids. I can play with them, enjoy them. And leave. I don't have to worry about what they'll become. An Nobel Prize Laureate?
- [little girl reading]
- Dexter Morgan: A drunk?
- [little girl with sippy cup]
- Dexter Morgan: President of the United States?
- [nose-picking boy]
- Dexter Morgan: Or someone like me. Why do parents take the chance? I've never felt compelled. But why would I? I'm not in the business of *giving* life.
- [Rita emerges from her pregnancy appointment]
- Dexter Morgan: [Almost chanting in his thoughts] If my first stab at Freebo has gone as planned / Oscar Prado might still be alive, / Miguel wouldn't know who I was, / Teegan would have lived to ho another day, / and Deb wouldn't be chasing a Jane Doe. / And I wouldn't be watching the clock, / counting the minutes till darkness comes, / trying to get the jump on my friends in blue.