Major Grant / Manager Jack / Chorus
Sarge / Jenny Jo / Caitlin
Sister Jo
Todd Rage
McInnes
Mark / Lenny
Hicks / Chorus
Ken Peters
Jebediah / Announcer / Chorus / Helms / Neighbor
Gray / Brother Loving / Garrison / Councilman / Military Zombie / Stern-O
Brother Archer / Thomas / Cromp / Frantz / Caleb / Chorus
Ronni
Ying / Scott
Dr. Shiva Vesta / Aaron
Pastor Dawkins / Crazy Joe / Deputy Dale
Mayor / Auggie
Fisher / Doctor / Guard
Ruby / Dispatcher / Jan / Narrator
Harris / Hugh the Barker
David / Pimples
Dogberry
Doreen Garrison
Dr. Van Hawkins / Hawk
The Priest / Paul Hansom / Montcastle
Balamani
Sgt. Wake / Chorus / Rose / Sgt. Wage
Ellen / Regina / Shelly / Chorus
Gregg / Benton / Dad
MIfflin / Mifflin
Krantz
Mrs. Green / Aaron
Chorus / Hank the Pimp
Coleen / Homewrecker Zombie / India Argento
West / Brother Morrison
B
Reg
Kara Hash
Michael / Ohlson
Dirk / Kirk
Robber / Shemp
Derrick
Duke / Keith / Robber 2
Brother Morrison / Emcee
Crewperson 1 / Down-Under Guy
Becky
The Editor
Brother Sloth
Chorus
Brother Gourmond II / Murph
Brother Savini
Crewperson 2 / Ken's Nurse
Mrs. Peters
Brother Readick
Nurse
Zeke
Jill Woodbine
Woman in Distress
Ken / Old Ken