Melanie Chartoff credited as playing...
Didi Pickles • Woman Singer
- Didi Pickles: At least *some* of us know how to behave in a civilised--
- [notices Betty's earrings and gasps]
- Didi Pickles: My *earrings*! Those are my favourite earrings! What are you doing with them?
- Betty Deville: What are you talking about? Howard gave me these!
- Howard DeVille: [points to Stu] Hey, that's *my* watch!
- Stu Pickles: You're mad! It belongs to my father!
- Didi Pickles: [to Betty] I never suspected that you'd be capable of stealing!
- Howard DeVille: Betty, a thief? That's an absurd proposition!
- Stu Pickles: [points to Howard] *You're* an absurd proposition!
- [as they continue arguing, Tommy, Chuckie, Phil and Lil walk away unnoticed]
- Lou Pickles: [sees Tommy and other babies on the rink, wakes up Stu] Hey, Stu. Stu! Is that Tommy out there?
- Stu Pickles: Huh, what, Tommy? Tommy? That's Tommy!
- [wakes up Didi]
- Stu Pickles: Didi! The kids are out on the ice!
- Didi Pickles: Oh, my goodness! What are they doing out there?
- Lou Pickles: [browsing through show brochure] It's not in the program, that's for sure.
- [Stu jumps the barrier, runs to the babies, slips on the ice and crashes; everyone laughs and applauds]
- Stu Pickles: [points to Howard] What about the time you borrowed my golf clubs and bent my putter?
- [Chas gasps and looks around desperately]
- Didi Pickles: And another thing, Betty! Don't forget about the time you were supposed to take the kids--!
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [panicking] Hey, the kids! Where are the kids?
- [Howard thinks; Stu, Didi and Betty continue arguing]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: [furiously] LOOK AT YOU! DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? WHILE YOU'VE BEEN INSULTING EACH OTHER AND BRINGING UP EVERY PETTY DIFFERENCE FROM YOUR PAST, YOU'VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN, THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN YOUR INSIGNIFICANT LIVES!
- [Stu, Didi and Betty hang their heads]
- Charles "Chas" Finster: YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED!
- Howard DeVille: Charles is right. Our behaviour has been absolutely disgusting. I'm a failure, and I let *everybody* down!
- Didi Pickles: Which one of you irresponsible adults left the back door open so the kids could get out?
- [Lou and Stu look at and point to each other]