Frank John Hughes credited as playing...
William J. Guarnere
- William J. Guarnere: So, Heffron tell you about Doris yet?
- Lester Hashey: No.
- William J. Guarnere: No? Mmmm. Well then, I'm gonna educate you. We're getting ready to get on a plane for that first frog town we never jumped into. All of a sudden, Heffron stops dead in his tracks. Bing and a bang and a boom, everybody banging into each other. Heffron's just staring at the nose of the plane because on it is panted this beautiful pinup. And written underneath: "Darling Doris." Doris, which just happens to be the name of the skirt who just that day sent Babe one of them letters. You know, the... Web, what do you call them letters that the broads send?
- David Kenyon Webster: Uh, "Dear John" letter.
- William J. Guarnere: That's it, a "Dear Babe" letter. Well anyway, lucky for Babe, Patton overruns our drop zone. Mission can called. In other words, Babe don't have to risk getting inside old Doris again. Hah!
- William J. Guarnere: [to Randleman] Oh, they found you.
- John W. Martin: Wait, what did you say?
- William J. Guarnere: Johnny, don't irrigate me.
- John W. Martin: "They found you?" Now I don't know who's more stupid, you or the hick.