Tracy Morgan credited as playing...
Tracy Jordan
- Tracy Jordan: This is something I've never told anyone. This is my terrible secret. In the 20 years that I've known her I've never cheated on my wife. There. I said it. Don't look at me.
- Jack Donaghy: Wait a minute. That can't be the truth.
- Tracy Jordan: The partying is just for show. And because I'm a high-functioning alcoholic. All the phone numbers you see me hand out, they're not even mine.
- Brian Williams: [cut to Brian Williams sitting in his living room and answering the phone] No, this isn't Tracy Jordan.
- [pauses]
- Brian Williams: Really? I've not heard of that term before. Do you know how to get to Connecticut?
- Dot Com: [Angie wants Tracy to get a tattoo of her] How about this? You get the tattoo, but when you hit the clubs, you draw a mane around the face with marker and make it look like a lion named "Tangiers".
- Tracy Jordan: [Dotcom holds up his xeroxed copy of the drawing] Dotcom, that's a great idea. If you want everyone to think I own a gay lion! "Tangiers"?
- Grizz: No judgment in brainstorming.
- Tracy Jordan: This is my reputation we're talking about here. Use your heads!
- Dot Com: [Tracy storms out]
- [to no one]
- Dot Com: The Moroccan national soccer team is the Lions. Tangiers is in Morocco, so yeah, I guess I'm an idiot.