Marco
Albert Mankins
Lance Cunningham
Terry Bender
Luda Ulonov
Tanya Lamacchia
Jake Goldstein
Eddy Monday
Jeremy Jeffy
Joyce Monday
Lisa Johnson
Referee
Carl Jeffy
Cynthia
Sergei Ulonov
Gladys Bender
Irv Mason
Jack Goldstein
Gyan Singh
Sasha Ulonov
Caroline
Tony Lamacchia
Petey
Mrs. Solnick
Rodney
Bouncer
Ethan
Dusty's Waitress
Hockey Player
Hockey Player (as Philip Borg)
Goalie
Rink Rat
Dancer (Irene)
Babyface Waitress #1
Babyface Waitress #2
Babyface Waitress #3
Mechanic
Jr. Hockey Kid #1
Jr. Hockey Kid #2
Caroline's Young Suitor (as Stephan Kuchar)
Baby Tina