Sara Rue credited as playing...
Dr. Stephanie Barnett
- Sheldon Cooper: I spent so much of my childhood at that hospital. When I was 12, I got to ride there in a helicopter.
- Stephanie: Why, w-w-what happened?
- Sheldon Cooper: Radiation burns. A little mishap while I was building my own cat scanner.
- Stephanie: I'm sorry, you tried to build your own cat scanner?
- Sheldon Cooper: No, I didn't try, I succeeded. In fact, I was briefly able to see the inside of my sister's guinea pig, Snowball, before he caught fire. It led to an interesting expression in our house: "Not a snowball's chance in a cat scanner."
- Sheldon Cooper: Well, Stephanie, since Leonard seems to be dropping the conversational ball, I guess I'll just have to pick it up.
- [long pause]
- Sheldon Cooper: Have you ever witnessed a violent crime?
- Stephanie: No.
- Sheldon Cooper: Good. What's your favorite fruit?
- Stephanie: Eh, uh... Strawberries.
- Sheldon Cooper: Technically not a fruit, but all right.
- Sheldon Cooper: Wait here. I'll find us seats.
- Stephanie: Oh, no, we have seats.
- Leonard Hofstadter: [wearily] Not the right seats.
- Sheldon Cooper: [loudly] Ha. Ha. Ha.
- Stephanie: What is he doing?
- Leonard Hofstadter: [unenthused] He's finding the acoustic sweet spot.
- Sheldon Cooper: [having changed seats] Ha.
- Stephanie: Does he always do this?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Sometimes he brings a toy xylophone.
- Leonard Hofstadter: All I'm saying is if they can cure yellow fever and malaria, why can't they do something about lactose intolerance?
- Dr. Stephanie Barnett: Leonard, you're gonna have to let this go. You had a little cheese dip, you farted. I thought it was cute.
- Dr. Stephanie Barnett: What do you say se get you home, put you to bed?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Are you still gonna spend the night?
- Dr. Stephanie Barnett: Uh, no. I think that you probably need to rest.
- Sheldon Cooper: She's right. As long as you're vomiting, coitus is contraindicated.