Matthew Gray Gubler credited as playing...
Dr. Spencer Reid
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [walks into his hotel room with a box, surprised to see Rossi and Morgan there] What are you guys doing here?
- Derek Morgan: Hey. What's it look like we're doing?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Uh, breaking into my room and watching Days of Our Lives.
- David Rossi: The Young and the Restless.
- Penelope Garcia: Oh, Will he looks just like you.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: Let's hope he grows out of that.
- Emily Prentiss: Just as long as he doesn't inherit the accent.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [from outside the door] Is there room for one more in here?
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Spence, hi.
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: [to Reid as he enters] Welcome back.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Thanks.
- [looks at Henry]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Wow.
- [to Will, extending his hand]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Congratulations.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: [takes Reid's hand] Thank you.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [to Reid] How is it that I just went through 15 hours of labor and... you look worse than I do?
- [laughs]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Don't be ridiculous. You look beautiful.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: Well I could sure use some coffee. Anyone else?
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: Sure.
- Detective William LaMontagne Jr.: My treat.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: [after Will, Hotch, Prentiss and Garcia leave; to Reid] You okay?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Wow. Yeah, yeah.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: You sure? Because there's something I wanted to ask you, but, it can wait.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: What is it?
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Will and I were talking and... we want you to be Henry's Godfather.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I don't - I mean, I don't know...
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Here. You wanna hold him. It's okay.
- [hands Henry to Reid]
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: Watch his head.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Hi. Hello Henry.
- Jennifer 'JJ' Jareau: If anything happens to us, it's up to you and Garcia to make sure this boy gets into Yale.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Ooh. Yale. Yale! Do you wanna go to Yale, Henry? That was your Godfather's safety school.
- [whispers]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Don't worry, I can get you into Cal Tech with one phone call.
- David Rossi: [referring to Reid's father] He's keeping tabs on you. That's saying something.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Yeah, and he Googled me. That makes up for everything.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [closing quote, voiceover] "There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us with or without repentance." - Gilbert Parker.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: What did you find?
- Penelope Garcia: Well, let me tell you first what I didn't find: no kiddy porn, no membership to illicit websites, no dubious emails, no chat room history.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: What about his finances?
- Aaron 'Hotch' Hotchner: We went back ten years, no questionable transaction that we can find.
- Emily Prentiss: Well, he did buy a ticket to see Celine Dion 6 months ago, but I think we can overlook that.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [opening quote, voiceover] "What was silent in the father speaks in the son, and often I found in the son the unveiled secret of the father." - Frederich Nietzsche.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: We can't get a warrant, so we have to go this under the radar on this one, Garcia.
- Penelope Garcia: You want to hack your father's network? You're sure about this?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: I really wish people would stop asking me that.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [to Diana] Did Dad like kids?
- Diana Reid: Well, yes. If it were up to him, you would have a house full of brothers and sisters.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: So you didn't want more children?
- Diana Reid: Why would I mess with perfection?
- [winks]
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [a woman is chatting to Dr. Reid as he's sitting at a poker machine, and she lights up a cigarette] Six minutes.
- Adrianna: Excuse me?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Ah, it was something I used to say to my mom to try to get her to quit smoking. A cigarette takes six minutes off your life, so every time she'd light one, I'd say "It's six minutes less that I get to spend with you."
- Adrianna: Aww. Did it work?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [Smiles] No.
- Adrianna: 'Cause I've tried it all; the gum, the patch. Nothing works.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: You should try hypnosis. They've had... had a lot of success in...
- [trails off in realisation]
- Adrianna: Tell you what. I'll put mine out if you buy me a drink?
- Derek Morgan: [Appears with Rossi and interrupts] Ah, not today, sweetheart.
- [to Reid]
- Derek Morgan: We've been looking all over the place for you. Come on.
- [Reid gets up and starts towards the exit with Morgan and Rossi]
- Adrianna: [Looks at the poker machine] Hey, you won, like, $2000 dollars here!
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Keep it.
- David Rossi: You do realise you just gave two grand to a hooker?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: My mind is sending me signals. I can't ignore them anymore.
- David Rossi: Mixed signals. That's what the subconscious is all about. You know that.