Alyson Hannigan credited as playing...
Lily Aldrin
- Ted, Barney, Lily: [All take bite from burger] Mmmmmmm
- Lily: Oh my God! this burger is so good, it's like Christmas in my mouth. Meat Christmas!
- Ted: It's like an angel from Heaven landed at the kitchen at MacLaren's... where the chef killed it and ran it through the meat grinder.
- Barney: I love this burger so much, I wanna sew my ass shut.
- Marshall: [Disappointed] It's okay.
- Ted, Barney, Lily: [All, except Marhsall] What?
- Lily: I wanna get tiny fitted sheets for this burger and just crawl into this bun, and get all cozy and die there.
- Robin: Oh, my God, I just want you inside of me.
- Barney: This feels so good! I'm worried I'm gonna get this burger pregnant.
- Marshall: If he does get that burger pregnant, I have dibs on the delicious burger babies.