Alyson Hannigan credited as playing...
Lily Aldrin
- Ted Mosby: There is no way that will work on Robin. She'll just laugh at him and throw him out.
- Lily Aldrin: [laughs] Maybe she'll kick his ass first.
- Marshall Eriksen: [laughs] Maybe she'll shoot him with her gun.
- [All stop laughing and run out the door]
- Narrator: [Voiceover] Kids, everyone has an opinion on how long it takes to recover from a breakup.
- Lily Aldrin: Half the length of the relationship.
- Marshall Eriksen: One week for every month you were together.
- Robin Scherbatsky: Exactly 10,000 drinks. However long that takes.
- Barney Stinson: You can't measure something like this in time. There's a series of steps: from her bed to the front door. Bam! Out of there. Next!
- Narrator: [Voiceover] But I think you start to recover the moment you meet that person who gets you back in the game.