Michael Weatherly credited as playing...
Anthony DiNozzo
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why don't we take the four-wheeler? You know, the rental.
- Sheriff Clay Boyd: You can't get up there in a vehicle. Only way is horses.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [to Gibbs] Why don't we requisition a helicopter... Or not. If the government spent that kind of money every time we interviewed somebody, they'd go broke.
- Sheriff Clay Boyd: The government is broke.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [after mounting a horse] He's going... He's going... Uh oh... Oh no. Sheriff, I think he lost a contact.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I did talk to the local sheriff - guy by the name of Clay Boyd.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [impersonating Sherriff Boyd] And he said that he was looking for her, but she, well, she just disappeared.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Disappeared?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [continues talking in low voice] Disappeared. Like she just fell off the face of the earth. He talks just like that. That's how he talks.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [losing his patience]
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [switches to perfect english] I won't though. Says that she has a remote, mountain retreat where she likes to go and paint, but he doesn't know where it is.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [to McGee] Find it, McGee.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: A law firm in London wants me to call them. Says it's important.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: What could they want?
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I don't know. Maybe it's about my Uncle Clive. You remember that funeral I went to last month?
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Your uncle really *died*? I thought you were making that up to get some time off.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Can you get nerve damage on your buttox?
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You're going to feel worse in the morning.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Don't say that Boss.
- Sheriff Clay Boyd: You know, you might want to let go of that horn, junior. Riding a horse is like making love, you've gotta relax and enjoy it.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sheriff, I've a strong feeling that you and I enjoy both activities in really different ways. No disrespect.