Pauley Perrette credited as playing...
Abby Sciuto
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Speaking of snipers, has anyone seen Gibbs?
- [Abby enters with a cup of coffee]
- Abby Sciuto: Gear up!
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You're not Gibbs.
- Abby Sciuto: There's a gun found, Navy Base Housing.
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Abby, that doesn't warrant a team call-out. A, there are thousands of guns on a Navy Base...
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And B, you're not Gibbs.
- Abby Sciuto: Okay, what if I told you the base MPs gave me the gun to test?
- NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Doesn't warrant a team call-out.
- Abby Sciuto: And the gun was found under a kid's bed, and it was loaded.
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Still does not warrant a call-out.
- Abby Sciuto: [takes a sip of Gibbs's coffee, and grimaces] Ugh! And it was recently fired.
- NCIS Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo, NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee, Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: It's not a call-out.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [entering] You heard the lady, Gear up!
- [the team gears up]
- Abby Sciuto: They only listen to their master, Gibbs. Only you can crack the whip...
- [hands him the coffee]
- Abby Sciuto: Only you can drink the swill.
- Abby Sciuto: [Imitating Gibbs] Ziva, pull case files from Norfolk PD. Find out who bought that gun.
- [Ziva snickers]
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: You heard her.
- [Ziva looks at Gibbs, then at Abby and goes to her desk]
- Abby Sciuto: I could get used to this.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: [as he passes her] Don't.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Something on fire?
- Abby Sciuto: No. I'm just burning sage to take the hex off the gun. It's got some bad mojo. And I want to get rid of it before the babies are born.
- [Abby sighs]
- Abby Sciuto: It's an evil gun, Gibbs. This gun... kills people.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Abs...
- Abby Sciuto: I know what you're going to say, guns don't kill people, people kill people. But this gun kills people!
- Abby Sciuto: [Looking at some maggots recovered from a dead body] Aren't they just the cutest things?
- Ziva David, Mossad Liaison: Somehow the gun got out of evidence, and into the hands of a 12-year old.
- NCIS Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs: Who held the evidence?
- Abby Sciuto: ...We did. It was an NCIS case.